short, sweet and sometimes a little bitter.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011


Rock me mama like a wagon wheel, rock me mama anyway you feel, hey mama rock me.

I'm going to paint this poster.

Monday, November 29, 2010

The Brain: Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence." You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Classic Pinky.

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

I couldn't resist.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

"off the cuff"

"If you're ever in doubt, throw a pepper in the air. If it fails to come down, you have gone mad, so don't trust in anything." - Wicked

"Sometimes I hear myself say something. And then i think......"Wow, that wasn't even remotely true." - Garden State

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesn't"

"And girls need cold anger. They need the cold simmer, the ceaseless grudge, the talent to avoid forgiveness, the side stepping of compromise. They need to know when they say something that they will never back down,ever, ever. " - Wicked

"Sweetums lay your ugly head, down upon your
wretched bed, close your eyes and go to sleep, rest your head you hulking heap, sweetums is so sweet and cute, go to sleep you stupid brute." - The Muppets

"Change, it's a wonderful thing. You know how subatomic particles don't obey physical laws? They act according to chance, chaos, coincidence. They run into each other in the middle of the universe somewhere and BANG! Energy. Well, were the same as that. That's the great thing about the universe - unpredictable. That's why it's so much fun." - Skins

"When a clumsy cloud from here, meets a fluffy little cloud from there he billows towards her. She scurries away, and he scuds right up to her. She cries a little, and there you have your showers. He comforts her. They spark. That's the lightning. They kiss. Thunder" - Top Hat

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Franny and Zooey

J.D Salinger, Franny and Zooey. The first thing I do when i find out about an older book or movie that interests me, is look up quotes. The only sure way to tell if i'll like it is if i like the quotes.

This is a must.
And it always works.

I literally just came across this one.

He is almost able to describe exactly what my own thought process is like.

"Let's just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze everything to death for once, if possible. Especially me. I love you."

"It's everybody, I mean. Everything everybody does is so--I don't know--not wrong, or even mean, or even stupid, necessarily. But just so tiny and meaningless--and sad-making. And the worst part is, if you go bohemian or something crazy like that, you're conforming just as much as everybody else, only in a different way."


I picnik. which makes me kind of a hypocrite because I hate people that picnik lol.

Now ain't that just a kick in the pants.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

oh bugger

sitting here, wishing conversation will strike and all will be right with the world.

when i should be thinking

excuse me, you're raining on my parade.

I don't really know what i'm trying to say. I have re-written this post three times and it just never comes out the way i want it to sound.

That's kind of how my mind works; fast, inconclusive, and usually irrelivant. I have a thought, i think about it for a moment, decide it's completely useless and then i start from scratch.

Or that thought, turns into another thought, which turns into another, that eventually developes into a person with the memory attention span the size of a goldfish, or a cat with a shiny object if you prefer.

Don't worry, i don't actually believe anyone is going to read this. It doesn't make any sense. I seem to have a very severe case of Amphigory.